Epic song is epic

Podeis saltar hasta el 1: 20 o asi, que es cuando la canción está apunto de empezar.
Rogaría que hicierais el esfuerzo de intentar comprender la letra, porque es fucking epic. Va por ti, Argos, y tu "Ufff...en ingles paso..."

Letra aprox, *****= palabra o frase que no entiendo xD

Oh, Kellog's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
those colorful, enchanting little specs
They make my tastebuds spring alive without the slightest warning
in a way the never do when I eat ********
Oh, Kellog's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast i've been craving
I shove them by the fistful in my trap
they've got vitamins & nutrients and even riboflavin
and make Coco Pops look like a ball of crap
Yeah, Kellog's Fruity Pebbles are a ******* sensation
they're tiny, tasty, munchuble & sweet
I'd like to start a bloody war and build the Pebbles nation
and murder every other breakfast ******

And the gallows will sway through the night
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
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for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
******* and cowards flee
from Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Captain Crunch on bended knees
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
The balance of the world ****
**** Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Promise revolutions new
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
¿What cereal, amonst other things
but Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles?
They stay crunchy in the blood of kings
it's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

City-states, and *******, and commmonwealths and counties
imagine how they will react with glee
as the early dawn reflects upon on nature's greatest bounty
of ******* oil and red dye number 3
oh, ministrys and magistrates can't stop the people's yearning
for the turning of the powers yet to be
And presidents and politics can't stop the fires burning
as we cast their ivory towers to the sea

And the creatures of the forest heart
do Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Noble stag and **** ****
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
The innocence of children's eyes
in Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
We'll watch that fruity flag arise
with Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
united we shall march along
with Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Some shall die, but we'll fight on
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
The fire shall plays it's soaring note
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
We'll slit every dissenting throat
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
This bow for glory we must keep
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Though God himself may turn and weep
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Do not fear the cleansing flood
of Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
a breakfast table stained with blood
and  Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

PD: Fruity pebbles & Captain Crunch son marcas de cereales.