Sad Keanu: Xmas edition

Mi amigo J. confecciono un perfecto accesorio para Keanu, haber si se anima estas fiestas xD.

Epic song is epic

Podeis saltar hasta el 1: 20 o asi, que es cuando la canción está apunto de empezar.
Rogaría que hicierais el esfuerzo de intentar comprender la letra, porque es fucking epic. Va por ti, Argos, y tu "Ufff...en ingles paso..."

Letra aprox, *****= palabra o frase que no entiendo xD

Oh, Kellog's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
those colorful, enchanting little specs
They make my tastebuds spring alive without the slightest warning
in a way the never do when I eat ********
Oh, Kellog's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast i've been craving
I shove them by the fistful in my trap
they've got vitamins & nutrients and even riboflavin
and make Coco Pops look like a ball of crap
Yeah, Kellog's Fruity Pebbles are a ******* sensation
they're tiny, tasty, munchuble & sweet
I'd like to start a bloody war and build the Pebbles nation
and murder every other breakfast ******

And the gallows will sway through the night
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
****************************************************
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
******* and cowards flee
from Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Captain Crunch on bended knees
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
The balance of the world ****
**** Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Promise revolutions new
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
¿What cereal, amonst other things
but Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles?
They stay crunchy in the blood of kings
it's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

City-states, and *******, and commmonwealths and counties
imagine how they will react with glee
as the early dawn reflects upon on nature's greatest bounty
of ******* oil and red dye number 3
oh, ministrys and magistrates can't stop the people's yearning
for the turning of the powers yet to be
And presidents and politics can't stop the fires burning
as we cast their ivory towers to the sea

And the creatures of the forest heart
do Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Noble stag and **** ****
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
The innocence of children's eyes
in Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
We'll watch that fruity flag arise
with Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
united we shall march along
with Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Some shall die, but we'll fight on
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
The fire shall plays it's soaring note
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
We'll slit every dissenting throat
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
This bow for glory we must keep
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Though God himself may turn and weep
for Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Do not fear the cleansing flood
of Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
a breakfast table stained with blood
and  Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

PD: Fruity pebbles & Captain Crunch son marcas de cereales.

Lovely pictures of the day

Crepusculo owned. Again. By Harry Potter. Again.

Seguro que Qui-gon y Ojete si.

We are Doomed.

Se parece bastante xD

Itsa me, Mario

What if Mario Bros was a GTA IV type of game?

Piratas del caribe 4

Super nenas?

Me extraña que no se le haya ocurrido hasta ahora xD

Nananananananananana Popeman!

I know you love it!

Hey there Cthulhu

Hey there Chthulhu down there in your sunken city

You're a billion light-years distant and the stars look very pretty
From R'lyeh
So close and yet so far away. Ia Iay.

Chthulhu fuh-TAH-gun, or is that Chthulhu fuh-TINE?
I can never quite remember 'cause I'm not in my right minds
Since I met you
No one corrupts the way you do. You know it's true

(Chorus)

Oh, it's what you'll do to me
Oh, and all humanity
Oh, you'll rise up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone slowly
Except the one's like me

Hey there Chthulhu, I've been studying your gospel
The Necronomicon, it gives me nightmares something awful
Where I see
The death of all reality. It fills me with glee

So when the stars are right, you'll come and do your worst
But that's okay because I know you'll eat the cultists like me first
When you get here
I know that day is drawing near. I have no fear

(Chorus)

A billion light-years seems so far
Below the sea, beyond the stars
Of these humans' putrid souls you'll drink your fill
The fools will all make fun of me
But I'll just laugh maniacally
'Cause no one's ever suffered like they will

Chthulhu, I can promise you
That by the time this cult gets through
The world will never ever be the same!
Praise your dark name!

Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
Boy, that's really quite a mouthful, can't quite cram it in my noggin
Not today
I try to say it anyway
I feel my soul being to fray
Still I await that frabjous day
Chthulhu calay!

(Chorus)

Oh, kill everyone but me
Everyone but me

Glee en X-Factor

S que a algunos os da iual esto, pero quería compartirlo XDXD

Reglas de /b/

Y que conste que me estoy saltando las 2 primeras por vosotros ¬¬:

Catherine

Os dejo con el trailer de un videojuego bastante... interesante que van a sacar dentro de poco. Gozenlo:

Challenge Accepted

Las dos centrales van para qui-gon, que seguro habra hecho cosas parecidas

Annoying Orange meets Charlie the Unicorn

:D

Hoy, es un día triste. ADV.

Estais en la entrada del cine, justo antes de pasar a ver una típica película mala de risas. ¿Qué haceis?

*Chocan los refrescos y las palomitas* por el Maestro

Source: Wikipedia:

Leslie Nielsen ingresó en un hospital de Ft. Lauderdale, Florida por una neumonía, falleciendo el 28 de noviembre de 2010 debido a complicaciones de dicha enfermedad. Doug Nielsen, sobrino del actor, anunció a la emisora de radio CJOB que Nielsen había muerto mientras dormía alrededor de las 5:30 p.m. EST, rodeado de su familia y amigos.


R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen

Cancion de la tabla periodica

Transformers

Be an Optimist Prime

Lo siento Tenma...

... pero me a recordado a tí xD

Recopilacion Demotivationals III

Y...... LO VUELVEN A HACER!!

Esto en un Demotivational pero porqué lo he encontrado así eh? xD